January 31, 2005

Iraqi election results slowed by suicide bombers' absentee ballots*
Makin' progress:

  • Bush says world is hearing voice of freedom from the center of the Middle East, if they listen really, really hard during the brief moments of quiet between all the explosions and gunfire.

  • Iraqi kid with Down's Syndrome used as suicide bomber in election attacks.

  • Preznit Putzhead calls Iraqi elections catas "resounding success." After the outcome of the last 2 US presidential elections, apparently standards aren't all that high anymore.

  • Iraq vote a success, if your goal happens to be civil war.

  • Four more Marines progress to Heaven after they are killed in Iraq.

    OK, fretards, you may now continue jerking off.

    * link.

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