January 5, 2005

Oh boy! What a treat!
Those reboobs really know how to par-tay:

Bunnypants' magical inaugural ceremony will include performances by the US Naval Academy Glee Club, the US Marine Band and - wait for it - Guy Hovis.

Hovis, a vocalist from Tupelo, Miss., who performed on the Lawrence Welk show, will sing, “Let the Eagles Soar,” a song written by flaky prude John Ashcroft.

Shoot, I was hoping for an encore performance by Rudi Guiliani, America's Mayor® and drag-queen, but I guess he's still in the Oval Office doghouse.


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