January 21, 2005

Pickles Stepford wastes $700 of taxpayers' money

Meanwhile, our favorite TV nugget of the day so far came courtesy of Barbara Walters, who matter-of-factly informed viewers that Laura Bush recently had her hair done by famed New York City stylist Sally Hershberger, who charges $700 for a haircut.

Just take a moment to think back to the go-go '90s, and try to imagine what the press' hysterical reaction would have been if word ever leaked out that Hillary Clinton had sat down for a $700 trim.

"Next on 'Meet the Press': we ask Fluffy if Hitlery Xlintoon's c*ck is bigger than her husband's!"

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