WTF Is It Now?!?

Preznit to debut pimpin' new Caddy for coronation parade
The baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac.
- the Clash (paraphrasing).

The boy king's newest hand-crafted limousine is longer, wider and taller than the production model, and it is equipped with state-of-the-art protection and communication systems. It seats six and the rear seat features a concealed, foldaway fully-stocked bar desktop.

There was no word on whether the limo came with the special egg-proofing option.

Cadillac spokeswoman Kelly Wysocki said she could not discuss specifics of the arrangement between GM and the government, such as the cost of the vehicle to the taxpayers.


"It's your money!"
-your president.