January 5, 2005




Republican gloating makes the baby Jebus cry
Maybe Bunnypants won Ohio fair and square. Whatever. It's over. Blah blah blah. What twists my hairs is that
a)the spineless Dems have, as usual, folded into convenient, moistened ass-wipes; and
b)the moral, Christian party keeps flogging this crap in our faces.

Isn't mental masturbation a kind of sin or something? I don't have a Bible in front of me, but didn't Jesus say something about humility and loving thy neighbor? He also said something like 'the meek shall inherit the earth,' so I guess we have THAT going for us. Anyhoo, time to get the puke bucket ready:

Ohio’s rethug Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell boasted of helping “deliver” Ohio for Bush and said he was “truly pleased” to announce the grinning idiot had won Ohio even before all of the state’s votes had been counted.

In apparent disregard for his nonpartisan role as Ohio’s chief election official, the Republican Secretary and chairman of Bush’s Ohio reelection campaign slammed Senator Kerry as a “disaster” who would have reaped “terrible” and “horrible” results on both Ohio and the United States.

{Go back and read that sentence again and then tell me that partisan piece of shit isn't a total #ucking jerkoff - Ed.}

Further, Blackwell’s use of the word “deliver” finds striking resonance with another controversial fundraising letter sent by the CEO of voting machine manufacturer Diebold Walden O’Dell in the summer of 2003 when he said he was “committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year.”

“Without your enthusiasm, generous support and vote, I’m afraid the President would have lost,” Blackwell wrote, “And an unapologetic liberal Democrat named John Kerry would have won.”

“Thankfully,” he adds, “you and I stopped that disaster from happening.”

- from the Blue Lemur.

Your day will come, you arrogant, overweening dickhead.


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