WTF Is It Now?!?

WH to base: homos are still icky
The White House sought to reassure conservatives that President Lawn Ornament would work hard on behalf of a proposed constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, backtracking from remarks Mr. Bush made in an interview suggesting that he would not press the Senate to vote on the amendment this year.

It was left to Bunnypants' nursemaid Dan Bartlett to explain in a series of Sunday interviews that no, President Puerile hadn't flipflopped, he just misspoke or something. Damn liberal media.

Senator/douchebag Rick Santorum, usually busy pondering the legal ramifications of man-on-dog sex, couldn't wait to flash his pudlike face on TV and weigh in:

"I can tell you, I'm not going to break faith with social conservatives, and I know the president won't either," the godly Mr. Santorum, who knowingly cheated the Penn Hills School District out of $100,000, intoned to his asshole buddies on Fox News.


The senator, seen here posing for Small, Fuzzy Dog Quarterly.