February 5, 2005



Bushies "in for a shock"
Paging Chief Justice Scalia!

Partial results from Sunday's election show that WH puppet Ayad "ayeah, George" Allawi is being "roundly defeated"* by supporters of Iraq's senior Shiite cleric, Grand Ayatollah Ali al- Sistani.

"Americans are in for a shock," said Sharif Ali bin Hussein, adding that one day they would realize they have "150,000 troops here protecting a country that's extremely friendly to Iran, and training their troops."

Meanwhile, Two US soldiers and five Iraqis have just been killed.

*Allawi is "trailing" with only 18% of the vote. Trailing? He's in the #ucking crapper!



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