WTF Is It Now?!?

Family-values-loving reporter with access to the White House genitals suddenly quits his job
Ho ho ho! Freetard* regular and WH suckup quits in wake of gay sex scandal.

AmericaBlog is reporting that that the pseudojournalist and WH plant who daily "lobbed softballs" (heh) at White House press secretary Scott McClellan has quit in the wake of stories surfacing that expose his links to gay male prostitution.

It's a long and sordid tale, but let me give it to you in a nutshell. Mr. Gannon's home page is JeffGannon.com. Well, JeffGannon.com is owned by a person and company that owns the following Web addresses as well:

Hotmilitarystud.com
Militaryescorts.com
Militaryescortsm4m.com

And for those of you who are really straight or really clueless, "m4m" is a gay online term for men who are looking to have sex with other men, and "escort" means prostitute. And being a military escort is also against the Uniform Code of Military Justice in at least two different ways, if not more.

Jebus. Moral clarity, huh? Never mind the fact that Rove and company used this guy like the gay prostitutes he pimps for, but they gave daily access to someone from a fake news service using a pseudonym and having no journalism credentials or qualifications, and called on him in press conferences almost every day. How very #ucking unethical.

So let us get this straight: The top Democrat in the Senate loses a race where the GOP sets up a phony blog that passes along news reports from a pseudo media organization, written by a reporter given White House credentials under a fake name...

- Oliver Willis.



*A knuckledragging denizen of RimJob's Smeg-Encrusted Home for Mouthbreathing, Troglodytic Circlejerking Losers.