February 15, 2005

Family values
Repuke gasbag's third marriage officially over.

Pasty, anal-cystic blowhard Rush Limbaugh's latest divorce has been "signed and sealed," NoozeMax is reporting. He is now free to wed current inamorata, CNN's Daryn "I must be #ucking blind" Kagan.


"Why yes: I AM a disgusting pig rectum."

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