WTF Is It Now?!?

Jebus...
Doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg explains why it's impossible for him to go over to protect freedom in Iraq:

"As for why my sorry ass isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my ass is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice."

Dickhead. Cowardly, pathetic dickhead. I'm sure the families of the troops over there now, and those of the close to 1500 dead, feel your pain, you yellow deballed imbecile.

I'm reminded of something another raving fuckwit said in regards to not serving his country in time of war -

So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like himself.

- one of the many excuses of insane asshat Tom DeLay, on why he didn't fight in Vietnam.