February 16, 2005

America's Favorite Junkie back in the news
The prosecutor investigating whether whiny, cystic lardass Rush Limbaugh illegally bought drugs told the Florida Supreme Court on Monday that investigators should be allowed to review the loathsome, hopped-up windbag's medical records.

Assistant State Attorney James Martz, responding to arguments Limbaugh and his attorneys made asking that the records remain sealed, told the court "Privacy rights cannot operate as an impenetrable shield to conceal, camouflage, or secrete evidence of criminal wrongdoing. Dickheads.''
Limbaugh had no comment, as he was busy celebrating his third divorce by proinging his latest #uckstick, CNN's obviously insane Daryn "Duh?" Kagan.

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