February 7, 2005

Unca Dick, what does "manho" mean?
That's just somebody in the press, George

If you ask the White House what [the vacuous, insipid sap-head] is reading these days, the press office will call back with the 'official' list: "His Excellency: George Washington," {No comment - Ed.} by Joseph J. Ellis,
"Alexander Hamilton" {... for Dummies!} by Ron Chernow and, not least, the Bible {the E-Z- to-read comic-book edition? Fat load of good it's doing him}.

What the official list omits is Tom Wolfe's racy new beer- and sex-soaked novel, "I Am Charlotte Simmons."

Also omitted were "Where's Waldo for Beginners," "Dora the Explora is a Lesbian and is Going to Hell" and "My Pet Goat Has A Mommy and A Daddy, Not Like Those Hellbound A**l-sex-loving Liberals."



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