WTF Is It Now?!?

Heh
"The White House announced they are looking for a new chef. The candidate must be able to prepare formal dinners, serve meals to the president and make a good choo choo noise." - Conan O'Brien

"Bush is denying reports today that he plans to invade Iran. Oh, we're still going to invade, we just don't have any plans." - Jay Leno

"The president said today the U.S. does not intend to attack Iran but then he said quote 'but you never want a president to say never.' And he said if his position does change he will make that information public in a time-honored appropriate manner -- by leaking it to a gay prostitute." - Bill Maher

(Thanks to MikeD)


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