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[The rev Jerry] Falwell, who hasn't told the truth in the last 40 years, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement.- Bartcop.
Falwell's breathing is complicated by the fact that his head is so far up his lying, in-it-for-the-money ass.
Bonus quotes - from the man o' God himself:
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan.
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this [the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001] happen."
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan.
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this [the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001] happen."
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