March 29, 2005

The vast left-wing conspiracy
Hey, look - some flying pigs being trained by Elvis!

You know he's gone totally batshit when Tinfoil Tom turns to Hillary Clinton for inspiration.

There are some basic rules in politics. When the public is with you, claim a mandate by the will of the people. When the public is against you, claim a strong personal compass that isn't swayed by polls. And when you think your control and approval are slipping, talk about the conspiracy working against you. With those simple rules in mind, we turn our attention to the Republican leadership and House majority leader Tom DeLay...

TIME
TOM DELAY

Future Prison Bitchone of the surprise images
Insane Hypocritical Douchebag
and
Ethically-challenged nutbar

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