WTF Is It Now?!?

Evangelicals pissed at Bunnypants
Intolerant right-wing a-holes "steamed he's not living up to gay-bashing promises," BuzzFlash reports.

"How come he's not stumping across America defending marriage?'' said Phil Burress, president of Citizens for Community Values in Ohio. "Marriage is a whole lot more important than Social Security.''

Fun fact: Mr Burress was a "porn addict" whose first ">two marriages ended in divorce.

"We're wising up to the fact that we're very important nine months before an election and we're not very important nine days after that election,'' said Don "Jews are criminals and Spongebob is a hell-bound homo" Wildmon, chairman of the American Family Association.

If by "American" you mean "bigoted, sanctimonious asshat."

There is "a lot of disappointment'' among those who voted for Bush expecting him to make his primary focus in a second term a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and other social values issues, Wildmon said.

Tell me you wouldn't like to see this guy's phiz used as a punching bag. By a 380-lb Jewish African-American guy named Rose-Marie:


Gah!
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