April 27, 2005

"It has now been revealed that a Washington lobbyist personally paid for Tom DeLay's trips using his own credit card. Even more embarrassing, the lobbyist also put the purchase of Tom DeLay on his credit card."
- Leno

"The Vatican put up the pope's email address on their Web site. It's a step up. The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy."
- Bill Maher


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