April 14, 2005

Sharin' a brewski with the Lord
It's a sad state of affairs when you're too afraid to mention the "Holy Hand-Grenade" in the same post with Monkey McMoron.

Jebus's Fave-rit Preznit talked to reporters traveling with him on Air Force One about Jesus after attending the pope's funeral in Rome last week. For 47 minutes, Bunnypants and the journalists had an intimate, friendly chat largely about the pope, his legacy and W's own "walk with Christ."

"There is no doubt in my mind there is a living God. And no doubt in my mind that Lord, Christ, was sent by the Almighty. No doubt in my mind about that," the Smirking Idiot said.

Right. I was born and raised a Roman Catholic, and find this shit both pandering and appalling. When you think of all the crimes that were committed in the name of Jesus, even just by Dumbya himself, bragging about your relationship with him really doesn't mean squat.


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