April 15, 2005



So, was Bunnypants' pitch last night both bold and manly?


IOKIYAR*
Not wishing to blow his job, admitted drug abuser Rush Limbaugh apologizes for his "slip of the tongue."

The FCC has given a pass to a diatribe about blowjobs, blowjobs, blowjobs given on air by ranting, hyperventilating g-puke mouthpiece Vile Pigboy in the heat of “unbridled passion."

In a fit of jealousy and sour grapes, the tumescent, fleshy windbag went on to blame President Clinton for making oral sex "the number one sport in high school today." Sounds as though beating up on the asstool was the number one sport when poor little Rushie was in school.


"Here, Rush - take some of these, you'll feel better. I'm a doctor, you know."
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*It's OK If You're A Republican

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