"They say this time there will be repercussions. The officers who told Bush the lies he wanted to hear will either be fired, suspended, or transferred to work on Social Security." - Bill Maher, on the latest report on Iraq intelligence failures.
"One in four returning Iraqi veterans have been diagnosed with a mental disorder. I know that sounds high, but it does include everybody who says, 'Am I crazy, or were we sent there under false pretenses?'" - Bill Maher.
Coroner: Terri Schiavo died of embarrassment. - The Onion.
No whey!
Kurd leader named Iraqi president.
DeLay is toast!! *
Three times a charm? Three strikes you're out? Three shakes and you're playing with it?
A third DeLay trip is under scrutiny for possible criminalitude.
A six-day trip to Moscow in 1997 by possible felon Tom "kill all the activist judges!" DeLay (R-Insane) was underwritten by business interests lobbying in support of the Russian government, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the trip arrangements.
DeLay reported that the trip was sponsored by a Washington-based nonprofit organization. But interviews with those involved in planning the lying sleazebag's trip say the expenses were covered by a mysterious company registered in the Bahamas that also paid for an intensive $440,000 lobbying campaign.
DeLay reported that the trip was sponsored by a Washington-based nonprofit organization. But interviews with those involved in planning the lying sleazebag's trip say the expenses were covered by a mysterious company registered in the Bahamas that also paid for an intensive $440,000 lobbying campaign.
But wait - there's more!
Political groups paid two family members of House leader. Paid them shitloads.
The wife and daughter of corrupt uberslime Tom DeLay have been paid more than $500,000 since 2001 by Mr. DeLay's political action and campaign committees.
The payments to Mr. DeLay's family have continued into 2005; the latest monthly disclosure shows Mrs.Satan DeLay was paid was paid $4,028 last month, while their unholy spawn received $3,681.
In an interview, a spokesman for the contemptible slimebag explained Mrs. DeLay's role as "the final signoff of Tom's travel schedule, what events he attends and what his name appears on."
The payments to Mr. DeLay's family have continued into 2005; the latest monthly disclosure shows Mrs.
In an interview, a spokesman for the contemptible slimebag explained Mrs. DeLay's role as "the final signoff of Tom's travel schedule, what events he attends and what his name appears on."
Later: did Karl Rove set him up?
*BuzzFlash headline. Oh please oh please oh please
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