April 1, 2005

Where's Walnutbrain?
Actually, Squinty the Chimp was in DC today, discussing his new Helping America's Youth initiative with zonked-out helpmeet Pickles Stepford:

And so I want to thank you all for being a soldier in the army of compassion, some of you privates, some of you sergeants, some of you generals, all soldiers, bound together by the great desire to love a neighbor just like you'd like to be loved yourself.

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