WTF Is It Now?!?

Dean defends imitation of America's Favorite Junkie
Hero/patriot Howard Dean, who last month did an impression of pasty, cystic asshat Rush Limbaugh that included the sound of someone snorting cocaine, told meaty "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert to #uck off this weekend when asked to explain himself.

"Rush Limbaugh has made a career of belittling other people and making jokes about President Clinton, about Mrs. Clinton and others," Mr. Dean said. "Frankly, my moral values are offended by some of the things I hear on programs like "Rush Limbaugh,' and we don't have to put up with that."

The vile pigboy, in his own words:
"Here is a Limbaugh joke: Everyone knows the Clintons have a cat. Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is a White House dog?" And he puts up a picture of Chelsea Clinton.

"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the Homeless Olympics. [Events would include] the 10-meter Shopping Cart Relay, the Dumpster Dig, and the Hop, Skip and Trip."

Speculating on why a Mexican national won the New York marathon: "An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles."

"Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris..."


The drugged-out donut-head and Daryn Kagan debaucher, looking like a pompous asstool.
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