May 17, 2005

Democrats, gpukes end talks on filibusters
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid announced yesterday that he and Majority Leader/douchebag Bill Frist had broken off negotiations over Preznit Stupid's rightwingnut judicial nominees when Frist refused to compromise.

"They want all or nothing, and I can't do that," said Senator Reid.

"Republicans believe in the regular order of fair up and down votes and letting the Senate decide yes or no on judicial confirmations free from procedural gimmicks like the filibuster," Frist said with a straight face.


Senator/douchebag/kitten killer Bill Frist, seen here
hawking chewable reboob kool-aid tabs.
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