May 16, 2005

Gak! Brak! Yeep! thunk
Irony-infused overdose occurs as Bush White House demands an apology from Newsweek for misleading the US into war

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt.... sound of brain frying......

This just takes the everloving mother#ucking cake:

The White House said Monday that Newsweek's response was insufficient.

"It's puzzling. While Newsweek now acknowledges that they got the facts wrong, they refuse to retract the story," said presidential spokesman Scott McClellan. "I think there's a certain journalistic standard that should be met. In this instance it was not.

"This was a report based on a single anonymous source that could not substantiate the allegation that was made," McClellan added. "The report has had serious consequences. People have lost their lives. The image of the United States abroad has been damaged. I just find it puzzling."

Good #ucking Christ in a sidecar, Scott, are you #ucking high????? Wtf is wrong with you???


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