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Federal bankruptcy judges give United Airlines a $5 billion blowjob courtesy of the American taxpayer.

Bill O'Reilly's ratings are dropping like a hot falafel.

The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert gets own daily show - ‘The Colbert Report’ will air on Comedy Central in September.

Former comedian Dennis Miller's show on CNBC was as entertaining as watching Nietzsche and Kierkegaard debate supply-side economics during the reign of the Ostrogoths.

Former Homeland Security head Tom Ridge admits Bush misadministration periodically put the US on high alert for terrorist attacks based on flimsy evidence. Funnily enough, the orange terror alerts also seemed to coincide with a drop in Bush's poll numbers.


"Busted! Better go to orange again!"
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