May 11, 2005

NC pastor who kicked Dems out of congregation resigns
Will have new show on Fox News, become spiritual advisor for Bush.

A Baptist pastor accused of threatening to banish from his church anyone who didn't vote for the Lying Smirkmonkey has himself chosen to depart, leaving in his wake a divided community and a cultural chasm.

The Reverend Asshole Chan Chandler walked out of the church he had led for three years Tuesday night after delivering a brief statement of resignation.

As Chandler and his wife drove out of the church's parking lot followed by a police escort, about 40 of his supporters walked out as well.

"I'm not going to serve with the ungodly," an angry Misty Turner declared.

How very #ucking Christian of you, asshole.


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