May 20, 2005

Overture, curtains, lights...
Bunnypants' Social Insecurity road show: scripted and well-rehearsed, with a hand-picked cast of mouthbreathing sycophants that tell him exactly what he wants to hear.

"You got any thoughts about Social Security?" Bush asked 22-year-old Christy Paavola, one of five younger workers who appeared on stage with him.

"Yes," Paavola replied. "I don't think it's going to be there when I retire, which is really scary."

"Got anything else you want to say?" Bush asked.

"I really like the idea of personal savings accounts," Paavola said.

"You did a heck of a job," Bush said. "You deserve an A."

"Oooooooooohhh, you're like the bestest presnint evar!! You're doing such a fantastic job!! It's awesome! Squeal!"

The Smirking Moron, who completely blew Clinton's $230 billion + surplus, said he intended to continue reminding "youngsters" like Paavola that "they need to get involved in this issue because if the United States Congress does not act, we have saddled a young generation with an incredible burden."
"And that's why I'm talking about Social Security. And the debate has only just begun. But I believe the side of reform is going to prevail, because the American people now are beginning to realize we have a serious problem when it comes to Social Security. And that problem begins with people like me."
- Squinty McStupid, 5/17/05.

Mmmm mmmm mmmmmm.


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