WTF Is It Now?!?

Reboobs and morality
A pervertapallooza!


Family values
Spokane mayor James West, a "staunch opponent" of gay rights and teen sex, admitted last week that he had "explored homosexual relationships online." With gay men and teen boys.

Besides sexually abusing two members of his Boy Scout troop, West also tried to arrange a date with a 17-year-old boy on Gay.com, and offered city jobs to two young men he met through a gay Internet chat room.


Sanctity of marriage
"Marriage is great, as long as you're straight!"

Married reboob Rep. Don Sherwood has been busted for allegedly choking his mistress while giving her a backrub in his Washington apartment.


Piece of ass
And you thought that whole man-on-dog thing was freaky.

"If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
- the unfortunately-named rightwing extremist and anti-abortion terrorist Neal Horsley, mule-banger .

And from Canada:

Jebus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a #ucking pervert
Married, "Christian" doctor won't give birth-control pill or Viagra to unmarried people because of his beliefs. He's not quite so strict with the whole "having sex with your patients while calling it a medical procedure," though.


"Next time, slip 'er one of these!"
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