June 7, 2005


Goldfinches at feeder, 4 June 05.

SS Falafel, seamen drydocked
Looking to spend a week with Bill O'Reilly on a cruise ship to discuss American values? Apparently neither is anyone else.

“The Battle For American Values” cruise, billed as a Caribbean fantasy week with phone-sex aficionado/loofah-abusing gasbag Bill O’Reilly, has been canceled because ‘only a fraction of the tickets’ were sold.

“The response was surprisingly poor,” said a spokesman.


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