June 22, 2005

Tonight on CNN...
I try to guess the top stories on the channel I trust to bring me hard news.

Why only the republicans can keep us safe from a certain attack by weapons of mass destruction.

What does traitorous crybaby loser Durbin's apology mean to the America-hating Demonrat party?

Compassionate conservatives take personal SS accounts off the table as stonewalling Dems sulk, make America, the baby Jebus cry.

America's Antichrist: the Hitlery Xlintoon biography: is it true? Who cares! Hitlery Xlintoon!

Next: we proactively bash Demonrats for shutting down the gov. over the eventual Rehnquist replacement. Why do Democraps hate America?

Florida's Duhmocrats: why don't they just kill themselves now?

Heroic tot found alive, parents did not beat the living shit out of him for wandering off, getting lost.


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