Bunnypants and th' America-hatin' bike
GLENEAGLES, Scotland - Bush, manfully powercycling down a closed road Wednesday, lost control of his bike on a stretch of pavement and ran into a cop, knocking him over.
Smirky McSpazmonkey suffered scrapes and bruises to his left hand and arm and required bandages an' lollipops from the White House physician. The officer, who had been on foot, was taken to the hospital. The traitorous bike was damaged and was later shot.
"Rooooom! Vroooooom!"
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July 7, 2005
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