Evil cyborg passes programming criteria
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick 'dick' Cheney passed his annual heart checkup with flying colors today, as his pacemaker detected no heartbeat, his office said.
What? Oh. Sorry, that should read "no irregular heartbeat." Whatever.
Overjoyed at the positive results of his overhauling inspection, the VP kills, eats small defenseless puppy.
July 8, 2005
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