July 6, 2005

Museum for mouth-breathing goat#uckers being built in Kentucky
Fox News is reporting that the new museum "will have some of the classic staples of natural history museums — dinosaurs, fossils and a mineral collection. But it will also have something most museums don't: a viewpoint based solely on the Bible."

"We believe that dinosaurs were created alongside of man on day six," explains unlobotomized museum spokesman Mark Looy.


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