July 5, 2005

PSM
When dressing in drag to take your sister's college exam, make sure you don't resemble a blow-up fuck-doll.

Moscow State University rejected the application of a young woman after her brother, masquerading as a woman, was caught trying to take a psychology entrance exam for her Monday.

Yassen Zasursky, department dean, said that the brother's "especially protruding female features" aroused the suspicion of university security guards, who were on the lookout for cheaters, hooters.

He said the brother's "disproportionately large breasts" were particularly suspicious.


What a boob!

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