WTF Is It Now?!?

Pic from here.


Facty McFactoid gives the press the facts about the scandal rocking his misadministration

"I don't know all the facts, I want to know all the facts. The best place for the facts to be done, is by somebody who's spending time investigating it."

- Preznit Smirky O'Stupid, 7/18/05.


"Dur!"
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However, if they compromised national security to achieve political revenge, that's okie-dokie
Just what is Bunnypants afraid of?

"I would like this to end as quickly as possible so we know the facts, and if someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration."

- Prezdint Responsibility, bringing honor and integrity to the White House, 7/18/05.


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Why do President Bush, Karl Rove and Scooter Libby hate America?


Meeting of the mindsplats
We join blinking, vapid bimbette Dana Bash, Jack 'the viagra's working!' Valenti, and rethug lying hack Terry Holt on CNN's Strategy Session, already in progress...

HOLT: I think it's difficult, though, to see this story with Howard Dean's face on it and moveon.org's face on it without thinking that maybe they might have stretched it a bit too far. We're talking about the wacky left, we're talking about the group of people that ran ads against the president, accusing him of being a nazi. If they were serious about this, they would maintain a modicum of decorum and of seriousness. But every passing day it gets more ridiculous.

VALENTI: Oh please, you #ucking imbecile. Here we go. Good job memorizing today's talking point, by the way... and you know damn well that moveon 'nazi" thing is a load of crap, jerkoff. The public at large doesn't know who moveon is, and they don't read about Howard Dean that much. I don't know how the public is being stirred by this. This is an inside baseball thing. But I think the Democrats are reacting just as the Republicans would if the shoe was on the other foot.

BASH: You think so? La la la... butterflies...

HOLT: The difference is that in the case of the biggest scandal of the last 20 years in the White House, Bill Clinton actually did break the law, and we don't know that that happened in this case.

VALENTI: Whoa - not so fast, you lying POS I think you carried it just a little bit too far there.

HOLT: Obstruction of justice. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

VALENTI: Nonetheless, but the Senate looked at the information, looked at all the facts and they decided that he did not break the law. Otherwise he would have been impeached. Asshat. Christ.


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