WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush denies he's on vacation
Does not comment on his vacation from reality.

His excuses so far:
"Ah need a month off!" - No. Sounds French.

"Ah'm still workin', Ah'm just doing it from the ranch instead of from Washington! It's a workin' vacashun!" - Ummm, no good. American public erupts in laughter.

“Ah’ve got a life tuh live!” - Whoa. Mistake. Way too callous. American public shocked, dismayed and disgusted.

Today's:
"They made me come here! They're renovatin' the White House!” - :: crickets ::

For his grade school essay on What I Did This Summer, maybe [Bunnypants] should write one on how he turned a middle eastern secular state into an Islamic Theocracy.
- Jesus Christ God of War

I’d be wary of any announcement of renovation. The last time Bush took the month of August off, the Pentagon and WTC were renovated.
- cynical ex-hippie

"It's hard work!"
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