Heh - his name is "Pooh"...
Jack Cafferty asked his viewers last night on CNN: What would you suggest for Preznit Lawn Ornament's summer reading list?
Besides Richie Rich comics?
'We got close to 1,000 e-mails in the last 35, 40 minutes, and some of them we can even read. Some of you folks are just downright mean...
'Dan in the Bronx, New York, writes this: "I just finished reading a very good book named 'The War on Our Freedoms: Civil Liberties in the Age of Terrorism.' I'm very interested to know if the president has read the Patriot Act."
'Richard in Mississagua, Canada writes: "Mr. Bush should seriously consider reading 'How to Win Friends and Influence People.' He could not have read it before."
'Dave in Japan: "Reading for President Bush? How about Lou Dobbs' book, 'Exporting America'?"
'Karl writes: "How about 'My Pet Goat'? On September 11th, he was holding it upside down. Perhaps he'd get more out of it this time."
'Deidre writes: "How about the newspaper?"
And one other nut job writes simply: "...my lips."'
'Dan in the Bronx, New York, writes this: "I just finished reading a very good book named 'The War on Our Freedoms: Civil Liberties in the Age of Terrorism.' I'm very interested to know if the president has read the Patriot Act."
'Richard in Mississagua, Canada writes: "Mr. Bush should seriously consider reading 'How to Win Friends and Influence People.' He could not have read it before."
'Dave in Japan: "Reading for President Bush? How about Lou Dobbs' book, 'Exporting America'?"
'Karl writes: "How about 'My Pet Goat'? On September 11th, he was holding it upside down. Perhaps he'd get more out of it this time."
'Deidre writes: "How about the newspaper?"
And one other nut job writes simply: "...my lips."'
- transcript.
***
No comments:
Post a Comment