WTF Is It Now?!?

Hep, Unca Dick. Ah can't find Waldo
"Gas prices are climbing, motorists are fuming and President Bush is at his ranch with a book about the history of salt."

According to the White House, one of three books we're supposed to believe Bunnypants is reading during his five-week vacation is "Salt: A World History" by Mark Kurlansky. Another is "Lollipops Through the Ages: A Pictorial."

Mr Kurlansky said he was surprised to hear that Bush had taken his book to the Lazy W: "My first reaction was, 'Oh, he reads books?'"

Probably the same way he reads National Security alerts like "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the US."


"Heh heh! Look, Unca Dick, the pet goat is gettin' away again!"
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