August 24, 2005

Intolerance for tots
An anonymous emailer sent in this, seen at amazon.com -

"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" by Katherine DeBrecht.

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text {That even a conservative can understand - Ed.}, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set.* But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

Holy shit! What's next, demanding to see little Tommy's permit for his 12-gauge and his AK-47?! Those commies!

“[T]he idea that children are going to be subjected to this kind of propaganda at an early age in order to be molded into creepy little Ann Coulter clones just makes me weep for this country of ours,” says one reviewer.

Indeed.

*Geez, how fucking gay is that?


Pat Robertson told me to burn things!
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