August 20, 2005

It's half-scrotum vs. half-brain today during much anticipated bike race in Texas*
Lance Armstrong to let manly, fit preznit win on bike-riding man-date at Compound W.

The first rule: Don't pass the president.

"Do not force the president too hard," Bush instructed a handful of journalists who rode with him last weekend. "Be kind."


*- headline at Fark.
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