August 19, 2005

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough considering return to politics, on the condition that he's allowed to kill another intern
Television talk show host Joe Scarborough, a former congressman from Pensacola, is being urged by the National Republican Senatorial Committee to take on gruesome harridan Katherine Harris for the US Senate.

Rethugs have been looking for someone to run against Harris for months, fearing she is way too polarizing a figure.

Speaking of figures, her appearance on Hannity and Corpse last week - when her jiggling, thrusting breasts nearly took Colmes's eyes out - was very professional. If your profession is "hooker."


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