WTF Is It Now?!?

August 24, 2005

Poor Preznit Privilege dogged on vacation by critics
Awwwwwwwwwww.

Not only are those mean, terrist-enabling, troop-hating extremists attacking President GameBoy's Iraq policy, they are protesting that his holiday is 'inappropriate at a time of war.'

Monty Mericles {Now THERE's a cool name! - Ed.}, 55, a Boise electrical engineer who attended an anti-war rally Tuesday, said Bush's insistence on vacationing is "typical of his attitude about everything - blasé and unempathetic toward those who disagree with him."

But Preznit Clueless naturally didn't see it that way.

"I think the people want the president to be in a position to make good, crisp decisions^* and to stay healthy," Bush said during an Aug. 13 bike ride with journalists at the Lazy W. "And part of my being is to be outside exercising. So I'm mindful of what goes on around me.^** On the other hand, I'm also mindful that I've got a life to live, and will do so."

Well said.
Jebus.

^*So when's he gonna start?
^**Oooooohhh, look, shiny...