WTF Is It Now?!?

10-week-old male panda cub at the National Zoo in Washington, Sept. 19, 2005, at his sixth health exam. Baby pandas never follow me home...


Bush 'falling apart'
Bunnypants "at his wit's end," says source with a straight face.

'Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life,' Preznit Partypants is boozing again, the paper-of-record for red-state America, the National Inquirer, reports.

A Washington source reveals "The sad fact is that he has been sneaking drinks for weeks now. Laura may have only just caught him (in Crawford, when he learned how bad the Katrina damage was) - but the word is his drinking has been going on for a while in the capital. He's been in a pressure cooker for months."




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