October 19, 2005

Baghdad Bob's baby bro is the new WH press secretary
Q: Is it true that the President slapped Karl Rove upside the head a couple of years ago over the CIA leak?

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Are you referring to, what, a New York Daily News report? That liberal partisan rag? Two things: one, we're not commenting on an ongoing investigation; two, and I would challenge the overall accuracy of that news account.

Q: That's a comment.

SCOTT McCLELLAN: No, I'm just saying -- no, I'm just trying to help you all.

Q: So what facts are you challenging?

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Again, I'm not going to comment on an ongoing investigation.

Q: You can't say you're challenging the facts and then not say which ones you're challenging.

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Well, there's an ongoing investigation, and as you know, our policy is not to comment on it. So that's where we are.

Q: You just did.

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Did not.

Q: Did too!

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Not!

Q: Too!

SCOTT McCLELLAN: Not!!

Q: That's a comment right there! pwnd!!

SCOTT: :: sob! what could have been... ::

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