WTF Is It Now?!?

Bunnypants obeys voices in his head, thousands killed
God told me to invade Iraq, Bush tells Palestinian ministers
Also told him to eat the whole boxa cookies, slaughter a few thousand Jebus-haters, stop playing with himself.

"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

- Nabil Shaath, Palestinian Foreign Minister.