October 18, 2005

Cheney resignation rumors fly
Bush could elevate Condoleezza Rice to VP if Dick leaves to spend more time with his family. His crime family. In FPYITA prison.

The rumor spread so fast that some Republicans by late morning were already drawing up reasons why Rice couldn't get the job or run for president in 2008.

"Isn't she pro-choice?" asked a key Senate Republican aide.

"Whoa, never mind that - isn't she a black woman? A gay black woman?" screeched another.

OK, I made that last bit up, but who's to say it didn't happen?


"Arrrggghhh! Ack! Phththpt!"
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