WTF Is It Now?!?

Cleaning up Washington
Grand jury indicts scrofulous, morally vacant POS Tom DeLay on new charges, regrets that 'raving asshattery' isn't illegal in Texas.

The money laundering charge, a first-degree felony, carries a penalty of up to life in prison. The conspiracy to launder money charge carries a punishment of two years probation to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. The charge to launder the former majority leader's undies: priceless.

But the loathsome, powermad brownshirted DeLay - who has been admonished five times since 1997 by the House ethics committee - may not have seen the worst of it yet, say new reports.