Preznit PlayStation holds a press con
"An' there should be no doubt in anybody's mind what I believe a judge -- the philosophy of a judge. And Harriet Miers shares that philosophy."
Ohhhhh.... kayyyyyy....
Q: You've taken time to express that you know her heart, her character, you've emphasized your friendship. So it seems reasonable that over the course of the years you've known her, perhaps you have discussed the issue of abortion. Have you ever discussed with Harriet Miers abortion? Or have you gleaned from her comments her views on that subject?
Bunnypants: I don't have a litmus test for judges. I want judges who are qualified and blah blah blah. But I do not have a litmus test.
Q: Sir, you've already said there was no litmus test --
The Doofus-in-Chief: Correct. And I'll say it again: There is no litmus test.
Q: But she is not someone you interviewed for the job that you didn't know. You've known her a long time. Have you never discussed abortion with her?
Preznit Stupid: In my interviews with any judge, I never ask their personal opinion on the subject of abortion.
Q: In your friendship with her, you've never discussed abortion?
Bunnypants: Not to my recollection have I ever sat down with her. John...
Q: Mr President, how are you going to pay for everything? You know, the war, Katrina, your tax-giveaways to your rich buddies?
Knucklehead: First, let me remind people that we are at war. Ah'm a war president. We're trackin' down the Zarqawis....and we're gettin' 'em... as you recall, we got that fella in Baghdad. We're makin' progress. In the war on terra. I mean the war on global extremism or whatever the heck we're callin' it today... Now, when it comes to discretionary spending, non-security discretionary spending, the budget I submitted to the United States Congress actually reduces non-discretionary -- discretionary -- non-security spending. And as a matter of fact, if you look at the trend line for non-security discretionary spending, I think...what the heck wuz I just sayin'? Let's see. April.
Q: Thanks. How are you going to bridge the divide of poverty and race in this country beyond economics and home ownership, after Hurricane Katrina and also the Bill Bennett statements?
Preznit Stupid: Ownership. People gotta own stuff. An' edumacashun.
Q: What if you don't own anything?
Bunnypants: Yore head is shiny. Heh heh.
Q: What about 2008 and the Republican Party trying to gain more of the black vote?
The Doofus-in-Chief: I am really disappointed I didn't get more votes with African Americans because I have tried to put black people in the cabinet, in the sub-cabinet... not just in positions, but in positions that affect people's lives. I gave a black guy a job!
Q: Are the response results from Katrina acceptable yet, sir?
Bush: I think it worked pretty good. But then there was the reaction about, how about getting this debris removed. And there was some bureaucracy, some rules that prevented the debris from getting removed right off the bat. And I'll explain why, if you're interested. Okay, now that you're interested, I'll tell you. Because they didn't want to be moving federally-paid dozers on private property. Imagine cleaning up the debris and a person shows up, and says, where's my valuable china?
Q: WTF? Dozers? Mr President, when Laura told you "It's Jim Beam or me," did you switch to Jack Daniels?
Bunnypants: I don't have a litmus test for judges. I want judges who are qualified and blah blah blah. But I do not have a litmus test.
Q: Sir, you've already said there was no litmus test --
The Doofus-in-Chief: Correct. And I'll say it again: There is no litmus test.
Q: But she is not someone you interviewed for the job that you didn't know. You've known her a long time. Have you never discussed abortion with her?
Preznit Stupid: In my interviews with any judge, I never ask their personal opinion on the subject of abortion.
Q: In your friendship with her, you've never discussed abortion?
Bunnypants: Not to my recollection have I ever sat down with her. John...
Q: Mr President, how are you going to pay for everything? You know, the war, Katrina, your tax-giveaways to your rich buddies?
Knucklehead: First, let me remind people that we are at war. Ah'm a war president. We're trackin' down the Zarqawis....and we're gettin' 'em... as you recall, we got that fella in Baghdad. We're makin' progress. In the war on terra. I mean the war on global extremism or whatever the heck we're callin' it today... Now, when it comes to discretionary spending, non-security discretionary spending, the budget I submitted to the United States Congress actually reduces non-discretionary -- discretionary -- non-security spending. And as a matter of fact, if you look at the trend line for non-security discretionary spending, I think...what the heck wuz I just sayin'? Let's see. April.
Q: Thanks. How are you going to bridge the divide of poverty and race in this country beyond economics and home ownership, after Hurricane Katrina and also the Bill Bennett statements?
Preznit Stupid: Ownership. People gotta own stuff. An' edumacashun.
Q: What if you don't own anything?
Bunnypants: Yore head is shiny. Heh heh.
Q: What about 2008 and the Republican Party trying to gain more of the black vote?
The Doofus-in-Chief: I am really disappointed I didn't get more votes with African Americans because I have tried to put black people in the cabinet, in the sub-cabinet... not just in positions, but in positions that affect people's lives. I gave a black guy a job!
Q: Are the response results from Katrina acceptable yet, sir?
Bush: I think it worked pretty good. But then there was the reaction about, how about getting this debris removed. And there was some bureaucracy, some rules that prevented the debris from getting removed right off the bat. And I'll explain why, if you're interested. Okay, now that you're interested, I'll tell you. Because they didn't want to be moving federally-paid dozers on private property. Imagine cleaning up the debris and a person shows up, and says, where's my valuable china?
Q: WTF? Dozers? Mr President, when Laura told you "It's Jim Beam or me," did you switch to Jack Daniels?
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