October 13, 2005

Sanctimonious hypocrite subpoenaed in probe of stock sales
Sources have told the WaPo that Senate majority leader/douchebag Bill Frist has been subpoenaed to turn over personal records in the investigation into possible insider trading.

Fun fact: The SEC issued the subpoena about two weeks ago, but Frist, I guess, forgot to mention it.

Fun fact 2: Bill Frist has been subpoenaed by the SEC. LOLOL


"Here's my subpoena! Here! Now... go away! :: sob ::"
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