November 15, 2005

Bush rarely speaks to father, ‘family is split’

Preznit Petulance feels betrayed by several of his most senior aides and advisors and has severely restricted access to the Oval Office, drudge reports.

The president’s reclusiveness has become so extreme that Mr. Bush has also reduced contact with his father, administration sources said on the condition of anonymity.

“The atmosphere in the Oval Office has become unbearable,” a source said. “Even the family is split.”

Sources close to the White House say that Mr. Bush has become isolated and feels betrayed by key officials in the wake of plunging domestic support, the continued insurgency in Iraq and the CIA-leak investigation that has resulted in the indictment and resignation of Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff.

The sources also say that Mr. Bush has stopped talking with his father, except on family occasions.

The sources say the Boy King maintains daily contact with only four people, all of which are {allegedly} women: first lady Pickles Stepford, his harpy mother Barb, Condoleezza Rice, and head nanny Karen Hughes. He also consults daily with Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Jack Daniels.


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